If you know anything about Chemistry this is no fun, but you can play along anyway. XD

Dihydrogen Monoxide, a deadly substance that unfortunately is found all across the planet, it is actually fairly common. At least 4,000 people a year are killed on average by Dihydrogen Monoxide. That's a lot of people. But, as previously stated, it is a painfully common substance. Children have access to this substance for play, it is to be found in every household, is common in parks and playgrounds, even in schools and the workplace.

So, what are we to do about this dangerous substance permeating our world? The question really is, do we want to? If anyone is familiar with chemistry, they will have found this very funny (if true) and are laughing very hard (possibly on the inside if they are polite) at those of you who are scared as you read all of these totally accurate statements. What the people fluent in chem terminology know that those of you frantically searching your homes and work places for this dangerous substance don't is that Dihydrogen Monoxide is another way of saying H2O, for those of you who have yet to pass third grade, H2O is WATER. Every statement above is 100% true, and you were all ready to destroy your house if necessary XD.

-Pyro doesn't mind a little water XD